Vanity Fair's May issue features a profile of U.S. General David Petraeus. They chronicle his early life, as an uncool kid who was a "decent pitcher" in Little League, to his high school time where kids called him "Peaches," all the way to his position today--the head of U.S. Central Command. But the biggest news to come out of the piece? General David Petraues is not running for President. During the photo shoot for the profile, the General thought he’d clear up any speculation around that issue. This is disappointing since I think we had the perfect campaign song for him:
